Friday, January 6, 2017

On the Ninth Day of Football

NBCSN gave to us a decent match up between Tottenham and Chelsea.  Thus concluded 30 games in 9 days.  Not all were memorable and there were some dogs (see - or better yet, don't see - the Leicester-Middlesbrough 0-0 draw) and outright blowouts (e.g. Spurs 4-1 over Watford or Liverpool 4-1 over Stoke).  But there were also some good ones too.  I enjoyed Leicester's 1-0 win over West Ham, Chelsea 4-2 over Stoke was a great back and forth affair, and the Hull-Everton 2-2 draw was a good watch.  Liverpool 1-0 over Man City on New Year's Eve was pretty good too.   Man United-West Ham was looking to be an exciting affair until Mike Dean inserted himself, as he often does, into the contest with an unnecessary red card to the Hammers' Feghouli in the 15th minute.  That the red card was rescinded upon appeal sort of backs up that opinion.


Giroud reprises his scorpion kick after leveling at Bournemouth
At least we ended with two good ones.  Tuesday saw Arsenal come back from 0-3 against Bournemouth with three goals after the 70th minute, the last with the Cherries down a man.  Olivier Giroud, who had this week's YouTubeable Moment with this incredible scorpion kick for a goal against Crystal Palace, got the equalizer.  He also got crap for his celebration, shown left.  There were still a few minutes left in stoppage time and Arsenal were surging; maybe the time could have been better spent getting the ball out of the net and going for the win.  On the other hand, they had just completed a marvelous recovery from a huge deficit.  Probably better to get on with play.


Not as many goals at White Hart Lane but still a riveting contest.  Tottenham did themselves, and every other contender, a favor with the 2-0 win.  Spurs were the marginally better side in the first half and deserved the 1-0 lead on a header from Dele off a perfect cross from Eriksen.  Chelsea took the upper hand for the first 10 minutes of the second but the second hook up between Eriksen and Dele (right) against the run of play pretty much shut things down.  Chelsea still have a five point cushion but lost out on chance to set the record for most consecutive wins.


Nine Days of Football - The Reckoning

It's time to see how the teams fared over the holidays.  The rating system:

From Paul McCartney - "Simply having a wonderful Christmastime"
Santa obviously read your list very carefully
Nice enough but you didn't get the Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time you really wanted
Ties are a nice gift but how many do you really need?

You may have been naughtier than you realized

Newcastle -
Once again, if BFS had a graphics department we would have made a half Santa.  What a disaster.  0-1 losses to Sheffield Wednesday and Blackburn and a 3-1 win over 10 man Nottingham Forest.  A schedule that could have easily yielded nine points resulted in just three.  The Magpies are now second to Brighton and Reading are closing in.  Hard to say whether the slump is caused by or merely coincident with JonJo Shelvey's absence due to suspension but one goal against full strength sides in three matches points to problems with the offense.  Teams realize that if you play hard nosed defense you might be able to nick a goal from a set piece or counter attack and walk away with a 1-0 win.  This transfer window is critical and we'll see if Rafa is the genius we believe he is.

Tottenham -
Could not have gone better.  Easy 4-1 wins over Southampton and Watford left them unpressed and ready for the bigger match against Chelsea.  They showed up with stout defending and some moments of quality by Dele and Eriksen (and Walker for that matter).  They get all nine points and sit in third.

Manchester United -
The schedule makers could not have been kinder, serving up Sunderland, Middlesbrough and West Ham for a holiday feast.  Still, as we saw with Newcastle, you have to show up and the Red Devils did, getting all nine points.  Sure, they were helped a little in the West Ham match playing up a man. They have dragged themselves out of the midtable and are now in contention for a top four finish.   Looks like the Becoming Special One Again is going to be around a little while longer.

Arsenal -
The Gunners did just enough to get wins over a tough West Brom side and a flailing Crystal Palace.  On the face of it a 3-3 draw with Bournemouth doesn't sound all that great but Bournemouth are a decent side, it was a road match, and well, they were down 0-3 with 20 minutes to play.  Seven points from three matches isn't bad and though they sit fifth right now, they are in the hunt for a top four finish - again.

Liverpool -
Possibly a little generous given they ended the holidays with a 2-2 draw at Sunderland.  But the win over Man City was pretty important.  With seven points from holiday matches, they sit second in the table, just five back of Chelsea.

Everton -
The Toffees have experienced a bit of a revival.  The 2-2 draw with Hull means this can't be five Santas but coupled with wins over Leicester and Southampton, the seven points have pushed Everton to seventh and the top of the midtable.  Still a ways from contending for a top four spot but they have rebounded nicely from an unconvincing start.

Manchester City - 

Wins over Burnley and Hull bracket a tough loss to Liverpool.  Three Santas may be a little harsh but six points is probably the minimum they were expecting from this set of fixtures.  Obviously still in the hunt.

Chelsea - 

Harsh?  Two wins and a defeat at White Hart Lane to an in-form Tottenham side.  But like Man City, six points was probably the least they were looking for.  A win, or even a draw over Spurs would have kept some distance from the chase pack.  Key question for me is whether the Tottenham result revealed some weakness in their vaunted back line or whether they were simply undone by some great work that isn't likely to be replicated too often.

Leicester City -

A big win over West Ham and a draw with Middlesbrough puts them six point clear of 18th.  The loss to Everton was not helpful, and a disappointment to watch I might add.  Still a lot of work to do here.

Crystal Palace -
One point and a second straight loss to relegation rival Swansea.  Incredibly, they remain outside the bottom three for now.  Sam Allardyce is going to go through a lot of gum.

Southampton -  no Santas

The Saints were the only side not to earn a point during the holidays.  Schedulers might have been a bit Grinchy with matches against Spurs, West Brom and Everton.  They probably should have at least been able to get a point against the Baggies at home.  Somehow, they only fell to ninth.  But they also face the prospect of losing Virgil van Dijk, their world class center back, in the January transfer window.


By my count, 14 of the 30 matches included top 10 teams in action against bottom 10 sides.  In these 14 matches, the bottom 10 teams managed just two points - draws by Hull (against Everton) and Sunderland (against Liverpool) - meaning the top sides took home 38 points.  This might explain the underwhelming feeling we got from this year's holiday matches - not enough marquee matchups and no captivating upsets.


Catching Up with Chester

Real time passed virtual time what with the trip to England and holiday festivities.  Almost caught up now.  A tough 0-1 loss at home to Tottenham meant that we briefly ceded the top spot to Spurs but with wins over Everton and Sunderland we are back in first.  I was planning a quiet January transfer window but am besieged with offers for my players.  Most I reject as we've done a good job at finding value for the money and the transfer fees simply aren't enough to find equivalent replacements.  One exception is Loic Nestor, a Guadeloupian center back/right fullback.  At $11 million I think I overpaid for him in July but now Man City is offering me $21 million.  On paper he's a good player but in real virtual life he has struggled a bit.  The fans don't like him and the board questions why I added him to the squad.  I've already found a replacement right back for $6 million.  So I'll probably take the $10 million profit and risk being a little thin at center back.  Not seeing a lot of downsides to this but you never know.  Meantime, I'll get back to reading Football Manager Stole My Life, a Christmas present from Emily.


Five Men from USA Bad Luck?

The losing sides in the three matches we saw in England - Birmingham, Hull City and Crystal Palace - have all sacked their managers since we were there.  Coincidence?


Cups and More Cups

So this weekend the big clubs begin their participation in this year's FA Cup, which started back in August with over 700 clubs.  For a competition that's been around since 1871, it sure has trouble getting any respect.  In my own little way, I probably have not helped.  There are many quaint aspects about the FA Cup, some of which are explained in this BFS post from 2014.  But it has to be a pain in the ass to Premier League managers.  It causes some match congestion, you occasionally end up playing in fourth division parks with somewhat dodgy pitches and your a target for lower division sides.  For a while there is excitement as some "minnows" (we would call them Cinderellas) make it to later rounds.  But in the end it's usually two Premier League squads in the final.  I am sympathetic to the idea of giving a Champions League spot to the winner but I could see the top EPL sides balking at that plan.

While this is going on, a second competition looms to add to EPL managers headaches - the Africa Cup of Nations (ACN).  This one involves 16 countries and runs from January 14 to February 5.  It's your standard four groups of four, group play with two advancing out of each group and then knockout play until there's a champion.  I did not find much in the way of predictions and previews but this article provides some idea of what to expect in the competition.  FIFA rankings suggest a competitive tournament with Senegal, Ivory Coast, Tunisia, Egypt and Algeria ranked 33,34,35,36,38 respectively.

The added headache presented by the ACN for EPL managers is that the competition runs concurrently with the English season.  At least the FA Cup is squeezed around the EPL fixtures.  So some clubs will be missing key members for up to three weeks.  Liverpool will be without Sadio Mane but they might be getting Coutinho back from injury.  Arsenal loses Elneny and Crystal Palace's Zaha won't be flopping on English pitches.  But the biggest loser in this scheduling issue is likely Leicester, who lose Mahrez, Slumani and Amartey.  The Foxes will have Vardey back but this is not a deep squad so you have to wonder how they'll fare.


Goin' Down To Laurel (musical accompaniment by Steve Forbert)

Taking a trip to Maryland this weekend so not sure how much of the FA Cup action I'll get to see.  Friday has West Ham - Man City.  Saturday's notable fixtures include Man United-Reading, Preston-Arsenal, Everton-Leicester and Birmingham-Newcastle.  Sunday matches are Tottenham-Aston Villa, Liverpool-Plymouth and Chelsea-Peterborough.  Wow, Leicester cannot buy a break this year.  Check out the Fox Sports channels and foxsoccertogo for coverage.

I haven't seen a match in almost 36 hours, starting to get the shakes.


Thursday, December 29, 2016

(Lump of) Coal to Newcastle

Glenn Loovens scores for Sheffield Wednesday against Newcastle
 Photograph: Owen Humphreys/PA
Well there goes any thought of a five-Santa rating for Newcastle's holiday run.  The Magpies were thoroughly outplayed in a 0-1 loss to Sheffield Wednesday Monday.  This coulda/shoulda been much worse if not for the stellar work by keeper Karl Darlow. Newcastle came out strong in the first 20 minutes and a Dwight Gayle shot was redirected by the Sheffield keeper off the crossbar.  But that was pretty much it for the Newcastle offense.  Looked like a lack of creativity on the part of the Magpies but some of that may have been the Owls' hard-nose football (20 fouls, many absorbed by Gayle) and a well-organized defense.

JonJo Shelvey did get his five match ban and while Jack Colback works hard, he just doesn't create chances like Shelvey does.  But if Newcastle are going to struggle without Shelvey, doesn't that suggest some activity in the January transfer window is necessary?  And in fact, Rafa may be pursuing Ruben Loftus-Cheek (Chelsea) and Fabian Delph (Man City by way of Aston Villa).  Either could probably help but both may be reluctant to move to the Championship division; loan deals might work.

Every other top 10 team in the championship division won on Matchday 23 and Brighton are now top of the table.  At the halfway point of the Championship season, Newcastle's promotion effort is basically on track but these hiccups do create a certain level of anxiety.  It shouldn't be this close.


Holiday Returns

Dennis was around for much of Boxing Day and neither of us was all that thrilled with the matches. In fact the whole slate of Matchday 18 fixtures probably did not create a slew of converts in the States.  We did have fun watching Crystal Palace's Wilfried Zaha go down repeatedly under the slightest breeze in the 1-1 draw with Watford.  We did cheer when he finally got booked for simulation.  Even the Watford mascot got into the act, executing a mock dive at Zaha's feet after the final whistle; Sam Allardyce was not amused   He was probably more pissed about seeing three points disappear as Benteke missed a PK but Watford's Deeney did not in the 71st minute.  We hoped for better with Leicester-Everton but were disappointed with 1) the 0-2 loss for the Foxes and 2) the sleepy overall effort from both sides.  Onto Man City-Hull; not much to recommend in that 3-0 win for the Citizens.  The Southampton-Tottenham match started out brightly enough but lost steam somewhere in the first half; Spurs looked feisty as they sorted things out in the second half and walked to a 4-1 win, party aided by Redmond's sending off at 57 minutes.

All top six sides won.  Chelsea were easy 3-0 winners against Bournemouth; check out Pedro's goal, this week's YouTubeableMoment.  Arsenal struggled to beat West Brom 1-0 but coming off losses to Man City and Everton, the Gunners will likely be happy enough.  Liverpool dispatched Stoke easily enough (4-1) and Man United handled Sunderland 3-1.  So there was no change at the top, except maybe that Man United has moved from mid-table and into the hunt for a top four position.


I'll Be Sacked For Christmas

Two managers got pink slips over the holidays, neither unexpected.  Shortly after we witnessed Crystal Palace's 0-1 defeat at home to Chelsea, Alan Pardew was sent packing.  The timing seems a little weird to me, since they were coming off of close losses to Manchester United and Chelsea.  But after he had appeared to fend off the wolves with a 3-0 upset over Southampton, he weakened his position by criticizing the American ownership.

 "We have a lot of serious investors at the club who perhaps don't know a lot about football, so the chairman has been defending me this week."
I swear he said something about "ignoring advice from people with a foreign accent" but I can't find the quote.  Anyway, he is gone.

Bob Bradley also was let go after a 1-4 defeat against West Ham.  You can't argue that Swansea have struggled under Bradley.  But you also can't argue they struggled before Bradley.  The Swans were 2-2-7 under the American but were 1-1-5 under his predecessor.  This is just a bad team right now. Maybe Bradley wasn't the best choice but sacking him after just 11 matches makes ownership look even sillier.  They'll be looking for their fourth manager in nine months.  Ryan Giggs gets mentioned a bunch but I'd almost hate to see him in this situation for his first managerial gig.  Hey, I hear Alan Pardew is available!


The players are mostly amateurs, and the captains pick the sides
 before each season to keep the league competitive.
 CreditTom Jamieson for The New York Times
A League Where Every Match Is A Derby

Remember the movie Mystery, Alaska, a tiny town that has enough players for a running pickup hockey game.  Don P sends a link about an island off the southwest tip of England with a two-team league.   Action from a recent match is pictured right. Currently, the Five Men from USA have no plans to visit.




We Didn't Trash the Place

And speaking of the Five Men, we passed our Air BnB review.  To wit, comments from our hostess:
They were very polite, considerate guests and we'd welcome them to visit and stay again.
Way to go guys, we can go back if we want.


More Football

I'd love to report that the Matchday 19 match ups will make for great NewYear's Eve/Day viewing but they look a bit tepid, with the notable exception of Liverpool-Man City at 12:30 on Saturday (NBC).  Not even good relegation match-ups.  Mostly we'll see top table teams trying not to screw up against lesser opponents;  Chelsea play Stoke, Spurs are at Watford, Arsenal host Crystal Palace and Man United take on Middlesborough.

The January 2-4 matches aren't overwhelming either but at least there's Spurs-Chelsea on Wednesday (3 pm on NBCSN); that looks like a good reason to leave work early.  Tuesday has a rematch of the great relegation battle earlier this month between Swansea and Crystal Palace. Of course, neither manager from the previous contest will be around (unless Pardew gets hired at Swansea!).

In the Championship division Newcastle will try to get back on track against Nottingham Forest on Friday.  Recall that last time out against this side, the Magpies played half the match with nine players and only lost 1-2.   Hopefully that memory will spur them on to a better performance.  On Monday, they'll travel to Blackburn; this was also a loss the first time out for the Magpies (0-1 at home - ouch) so we're looking for a better result against the 22nd place Rovers.

Pretty good chance if you turn on NBCSN or beIN Sports the next few days you can catch Premier League or Championship division  football.



Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Feelin' Glad All Over

The final third of the trip continued to provide lifetime memories for the "5 Men from USA." Touring London and a final match at Selhurst Park closed out the itinerary.


Sidewalk Scenes and Black Limousines (Musical Accompaniment courtesy the Byrds)

London, the "rain gray town known for its sound," was just gray and unseasonably mild so we put on the walking shoes and looked around.  Thursday's tour included sights along the Thames (e.g. Big Ben), Piccadilly Circus and Trafalgar Square, finishing with a stop at a pub for some pints.  Friday covered Abbey Road Studios, Hyde Park and Buckingham Palace, finishing with a stop at a pub for some pints.
A fab foursome of the "5 Men from USA" are seen at right attempting recreate the famous crossing Abbey Road picture.  Note the original is hard to duplicate exactly because of live traffic, other groups also trying to recreate the original and no one wants to go barefooted.  The studio is a place of business so there was no tour but a trip to the Abbey Road Store allowed us to purchase more swag.


To Selhurst Park

Right, enough of this silliness.  We were here for the football.  And so on Saturday we headed south for a London derby - Crystal Palace hosting Chelsea.  Selhurst Park was the smallest of the three we visited (26,309 versus 36,284 at White Hart Lane and 52,405 at St. James' Park) but lacked none of the enthusiasm and spirit.  The singing and chanting was non-stop throughout the match.  And of course, there is the entrance of the players and officials to the sounds of the Dave Clark Five's "Glad All Over" captured in this video by Michael (left - note how dark and foggy it was at 12:30 pm).  And yes, there was a visit to the CPFC Shop for purchase of swag.

Though Crystal Palace were serious underdogs for this contest, the match was pretty even for most of the first half.  The Eagles defended well and even had the best chances.  But Chelsea's quality started to show through as the half wore on.  In the 43rd minute, Azpilicueta lofted a perfect cross to Diego Costa, who sent it back across the goal for the opening tally.  Unfortunate for Crystal Palace not to go into the locker room at 0-0.  The second half was light on goal scoring opportunities.  Benteke probably had the best attempt but even that wasn't a clear cut chance.  Chelsea were not at their best but the 1-0 win was deserved.  Highlight for me might have been witnessing live the power and speed of Eden Hazard's attacking dribble.


Neil Barnett with Steve/Michael
Paul Dutton (r) with Graham and Charlie
The match was over but our trip south was not finished.  Michael had been in contact with Neil Barnett, host of Sirius XM's "The Football Show" who has a long affiliation with Chelsea FC.  We met Neil and his colleague Paul Dutton (Chelsea Club Statistician) outside the grounds after the match and they took us to a pub up the road rail line in Clapham Junction.  Fascinating discussion with both of them on a wide variety of topics including Chelsea, Tottenham, England's national team and the sport in general.  Neil, Paul and I toasted to our clubs being top of the table for Christmas.  Another great day of football.


Around the League

Even though Crystal Palace-Chelsea was the early match, the traveling to and from Selhurst Park meant we saw no other contests on Saturday.  We were "eight miles high" on Sunday flying home but I did get to see Man City-Arsenal and Tottenham-Burnley via the good ol' DVR machine thing.  Arsenal started well and were exposing Man City's defensive inadequacies.  But the 1-0 lead was gone two minutes into the second half (Sane's first PL goal).  Arsenal's attack went into hibernation and the unpressed Citizens were happy to take control.  Sterling's goal at 71 minutes was the game winner.

Meanwhile, at White Hart Lane, Spurs were doing basically the same thing as Man City.  Fell behind 0-1 but worked their way back to a 2-1 win.  Moussa Sissoko came on late and provided a perfect pass to Danny Rose for the game winner.  I didn't talk about his performance against Hull City but his willingness to go head-on at defenders (north-south instead of east-west as they say in American football) seemed 1) in contrast to his teammates and 2) something Spurs needed.  I was not sorry when Sissoko left Newcastle but I wonder if Pochettino has got him headed in the right direction and whether Benitez might have been able to do the same.

Monday's Everton-Liverpool derby had all the venom you would expect but at a cost perhaps of some quality.  Both sides were pressing so intently that the field seemed too small.  There were only five shots on target and most of those were late.  Seemed like a lot more than 22 fouls.  One of those should have earned Ross Barkley a straight red but he only saw yellow.  I am a bit of a Daniel Sturridge fan and was pleased that he set up the game winner in the 94th minute with a shot the hit the inside of the post and was put away by Sadio Mane.  Tough loss for Everton but key for the Reds in keeping contact with Chelsea.


Top of the Table for Toon at Christmas

Diame scored the winning goal as Newcastle won 2-1

Match reports suggest Newcastle were a little lucky to come away with a 2-1 win visiting Burton Albion.  Dwight Gayle continued his scoring ways and Diame (left) got the game winner.  So even though Brighton won at Birmingham, the Magpies are still top of the table.  Reading also won so Newcastle have a nine point cushion for second.



The Twelve Nine Days of Football

Slightly different schedule this year (because Christmas is on a Sunday?) but everybody gets three matches in a nine day period.  Match Day 18 is December 26-28, 19 is December 30-January 1 and 20 is January 2-4.  We will again be grading teams of interest to this blog using the now-familiar BFS rating system provided below.


From Paul McCartney - "Simply having a wonderful Christmastime"
Santa obviously read your list very carefully
Nice enough but you didn't get the Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time you really wanted
Ties are a nice gift but how many do you really need?

You may have been naughtier than you realized

Newcastle's holiday fixtures - home to Sheffield Wednesday and Nottingham Forest, then away to Blackburn - offer reasonable hope of nine points.  Sheffield Wednesday are sixth in the table so the Magpies will do well not to be complacent.  I would expect them to be more than ready for the rematch with Nottingham Forest after losing 1-2 playing down two men last time against this club.   Blackburn sit 22nd in the table so that one should just be a matter of staying focused.

The Boxing Day TV lineup is set with Watford-Crystal Palace at 7:30, Man United -Sunderland and Chelsea-Bournemouth at 10 and Hull-Man City at 12:30.  Tuesday sees Liverpool  hosting Stoke at 12:15 and Tottenham travel to the coast to face Southampton on Wednesday at 2:45.  All matches are on NBCSN except for the Chelsea match, which is on CNBC.  In the pile of matches that follow, two I'll be looking forward to are Liverpool-Man City on New Year's Eve and Tottenham-Chelsea on January 4th.

In closing, I just saw this tweet from our President-elect:

Donald J. Trump
5 Americans in UK watching soccer. Pathetic. Not a real sport. Allows ties and no playoffs. Spending $ abroad, adding to trade deficit. Sad
3:33 AM – 20 Dec 2016
Happy Holidays everybody!