EPL results conspired to make things much tighter at the top of the table.
Making Do
For the "Two Goal Lead Is the Most Dangerous" crowd, I will concede that a two goal lead is only one goal away from squeaky bum time regardless of how late in the game it is. I will also suggest that squeaky bum time is a phrase that should not come up in a report about Newcastle facing Burnley at St. James' Park. But there it is.
Things started out poorly, with Burnley having the run of play. The Magpies found their game and started to take over. Then, Guimaraes scored directly on a corner; here's the video of Bruno's Olimpico. Add a Burnley red card for DOGSO and things are looking better. Gordon slots a PK at 45+8 for a 2-0 halftime lead and this should be over right? Alas, they never put in the third goal and although Burnley never really threatened the goal, this was not done and dusted. The only way the Clarets were ever going to score was a foul in the box. So of course Jacob Ramsey complied, handling the ball in second half stoppage time. The PK was converted, leaving us with added stoppage time to fret over. The match ended with an incredibly dangerous cross floating through the Newcastle box. So much for coasting to victory.
Most of the stats say Newcastle dominated (exception is xG that was 1.82-1.58) but this one was always a dumb play away from being too close. Fortunately that dumb play came late in stoppage time. Of course, there were positives to take away from this 2-1 win but all I can remember now is that we got the three points.
Conversation That Didn't Take Place and Probably Good That It Never Did
Dennis: Did you say you were disappointed in a cooking show you were watching?
Steve: No, I said the Gordon-Ramsey connection simply did not work for Newcastle.
Non-NBA Game of the Week (and Best of the Season?)
| Cash Is Money: Matty gives Villa a 1-0 lead |
NBA Game of the Week
The first half of Brighton -West Ham was awful. The second half was a little better but even then, you could have waited until about 70 minutes to start watching. Bowen got the Hammers on the board at the 73rd minute. Brighton woke up and the final 20+ were exciting. The Seagulls got the equalizer at 90+1.
Liverpuzzlians
What is up with Liverpool? The chaos - on and off the pitch - grows. First, they blew leads of 2-0 and 3-2 on the way to a 3-3 draw with Leeds. Afterwards, Mo Salah, an unused substitute in that match, gave an interview that every media outlet labeled "explosive." (Think I'm kidding? Google Salah explosive interview. Wait, the NYT called it "incendiary.") Details can be had here. The interview was littered with phrases like "It seems like the club has thrown me under the bus" and "Now we [Slot and Salah] don't have any relationship."
The draw, along with Everton's win over Nottingham Forest, means that right now, Liverpool are the second best club on Merseyside.
Travelogue
| They let anybody in these days: Michael B and Simon cheer Spurs on to 2-0 win over Brentford |
Elsewhere
Chelsea, still maybe reeling from midweek loss to Leeds, could only manage a 0-0 draw at Bournemouth. Sunderland had no magic or luck to cope with Man City in a 3-0 loss. We won't read much into that for the Black Cats since most teams lose to City anyway. The win put City just two points behind Arsenal. Crystal Palace climbed into the top four with a 2-1 win over Fulham. Wolves lost but you knew that; they did score in the 1-4 loss to Man United.
The View from Europe
Newcastle played well enough and got a 2-2 draw with Bayer Leverkusen. They were probably lucky that Malick Thiaw didn't get a red card for DOGSO. But they were unlucky that Leverkusen got an own goal of off Bruno's butt and that both Gordon and Murphy had shots slam off the inside of the post. Arsenal smashed Club Brugge to stay in first, while Man City got a big 2-1 win over Real Madrid at the Bernabeu. Liverpool put a temporary hold on their chaos with a 1-0 win at Inter. Chelsea weren't so fortunate, falling to Atalanta 2-1.
In Europa Cup action, Unai Emery comes off looking like a genius, trotting out a heavily rotated line up but still leaving with a 2-1 win over Basel. The Villans are third in the league phase and have enough points to guarantee that they will at least be in the top 24 with a shot at the knockout rounds.
Groups of Death and the Like
At first, the US World Cup draw seemed very favorable. They are grouped with Australia, Paraguay and the winner of UEFA Playoff C (likely Turkiye?). Doesn't sound too scary does it? But, on further review, and thinking about what a Group of Death is, I don't like the US chances so much. Spoiler alert: wonkiness ahead.
For me, the issue is how hard is it to advance out of one's group, not how hard it will be to win it. Also, the average ranking of a group doesn't seem like the best way to assess the competitiveness of a group. It's more about how close the rankings are inside the group. Thinking of extremes, a group of 1, 2, 37 and 40 would be easier to advance out of than a group of 23, 24, 25 and 26, even though the average ranking is weaker in the latter group. So let's look a little more closely. First, here's the raw data, with each group's composition and their world ranking.
Note that I have assumed that the highest ranking side will advance out of the various playoffs. Even before crunching the numbers, there are warning signs. Group D has the second best ranked "3rd seed" and the highest ranked "4th seed" of any group. They also have the tightest spread between first and fourth.
In the next table, I've calculated the "strength of schedule" for each team and the spread between those schedules within the group.
Group D has the tightest spread across all four teams. Only Group F is close. I looked at the spread from 1 to 3 as well because the first two in each group automatically advance. Group D is the second tightest there as well. The spread from 2 to 3 is there because only the second place team is guaranteed to move on; Group D is tightest there. Lastly, because in the expanded format, 8 of the 12 third place teams will advance, I looked at the 3 to 4 spread. Group D is only fourth tightest there. I'd say it's between Group D and Group F for the rightful label of Group of Death.
As for the Group of Lollipops and Cotton Candy, I'd give that designation to Group H. Spain and Uruguay look like locks to advance. Germany (and probably Ecuador) should come out of Group E pretty easily. There was initial buzz that England got screwed with its draw but that group looks middle of the road difficulty to me; call it the Group of 24 Hour Stomach Bug.
In Case I Missed It
Oh darn, I forgot to watch the MLS Cup Final. Hmm, the match featured 45 fouls and 10 yellow cards. Was there any time for football? Miami jumped to a quick lead in the 8th minute on an own goal. Vancouver leveld in the 66th minute. Miami retook the lead at 71 minutes and added another late in stoppage. Stats are pretty close with shots at 8/11, shots on target at 4/4 and xG at 1.6/1.7. So it was probably a decent match but I'm still not feeling like I missed something important. I happily support the Union but MLS has done a crappy job of creating a larger product.
League and Cup
Saturday's schedule is very light. Mixed feelings about the two choices at 10. Opta says Chelsea should take care of Everton and Liverpool should beat Brighton. Given the shaky form of both home sides there, I wouldn't write off either match. Burnley - Fulham doesn't exactly sound like a fixture for the 12:30 feature match on NBC, nor does the semi-regular 3:30 match featuring Arsenal - Wolves.
Sunday at 9 on USA is the renewal of the Tyne-Wear Derby; though Newcastle did face Sunderland in an FA Cup match in 2024, this is the first EPL meeting of the two since March 2016. A little surprised that Opta has the Magpies at 50% to win and 24% to draw, especially away from home. I'm biased but I still think it's your best choice for the 9 am matches. However, some may prefer 2nd vs 4th in the form of Crystal Palace - Man City; Opta has that one at 40-36 favor of City with a 24% chance of a draw. The other choices are Nottingham Forest - Spurs (playing without Michael B there in person), and West Ham - Aston Villa. Sunday closes out with Brentford - Leeds.
Man United get another Monday assignment, this time taking on Bournemouth at home at 3 pm.
Mid-week we have Carabao Cup quarter finals. Tuesday sees Cardiff City host Chelsea at 3 pm. Two matches on Wednesday with Man City taking on Brentford (at 2:30) and Newcastle facing Fulham at St. James' Park (3:15). Wait, where's the fourth quarter? It's actually a week later on Tuesday 12/23 when Arsenal take on Crystal Palace. That one had to be pushed back a week because Palace have Europa Conference League play on Thursday 12/18.
A quieter week for most, except those in the Carabao Cup.