Thursday, November 20, 2025

What Break?

Between taking in a bunch of UEFA WC Qualifiers, going to Subaru Park to see the USMNT take on Paraguay and watching the US trounce Uruguay at Subaru Park, I kept busy.


The Luck of the Scottish

McTominay gets Scotland going with a stunning bicycle kick
ROBBIE JAY BARRATT /GETTY IMAGES
After a disappointing loss to Greece, Scotland were left in the difficult position of having to beat Denmark to win their group.  They started out well enough, with this astounding bicycle kick from McTominay.  The Danes equalized at 52 minutes but shortly afterwards had a man sent off.  The Scots took the lead again at 78 minutes and with the man advantage looked good for WC qualifying.  Except they forgot to defend and gave up the equalizer in the 81st minute. Then, in stoppage time, Kieran Tierney launched a rocket that beat Kasper Schmeichel and set off celebrations in every pub in Scotland (sampling here); the shot is presented here as this week's YouTubeableMoment.  Kenny McLean added an audacious goal to make the final 4-2.  So the Scots are in and now Denmark must get through a two-game playoff in March to get to the WC Finals.


The Luck of the Irish

With Portugal playing Armenia, the Hungary - Ireland match was always about who would get second in the group and at least a second chance to make the WC via the playoff.  Like the Scots, Ireland needed to win to move ahead of Hungary in the standings.  Unlike their neighbors, the Irish made things more difficult by conceding a goal just four minutes in.  Troy Parrott (ex-Spur!) got them back into the match after converting a PK.  A second Hungary goal gave the home side a 2-1 advantage which they carried into the 80th minute. Parrott got things even again but the Irish were still short a goal.  Deep into stoppage time, Parrott completed his hat trick and set off celebrations in every pub in Ireland (extensive sampling here);  you can see Parrott's goal here which was going to be the week's YouTubeableMoment until Tierney made his shot.

Though this by no means sews up a spot for Ireland, without this win they would have definitely been staying home.


Conversation That Should Never Have Taken Place and Fortunately Did Not

Dennis:  I guess Ireland wanted it more.
Steve: So you're saying they were more hungry?


Not Everything Was Dramatic

Norway thrashed Italy 4-1 to take first in their group, consigning the Italians to the playoffs.  Likewise, Germany pummelled Slovakia 6-0 to clinch their berth.  Belgium, after stumbling to a 1-1 draw against Kazakhstan, took it out on overmatched Liechtenstein, winning 7-0 to take their group.  And France took care of business in a 4-0 defeat of Ukraine.

Here's the list of group winners who are in:
Germany
Switzerland
Scotland
France
Spain
Portugal
Netherlands
Austria
Norway
Belgium
England
Croatia
The March playoff brackets to determine the other four qualifiers were annnounced Thursday:

Wales vs Bosnia & Herzegovina with winner to face winner of Italy vs Northern Ireland
Ukraine vs Sweden with winner to face winner of Poland vs Albania
Slovakia vs Kosovo with winner to face winner of Turkiye vs Romania
Czechia vs Ireland with winner to face winner of Denmark vs North Macedonia
With any luck we'll get an Ireland - Denmark match up and maybe Wales - Italy in those second matches.


Not So Friendly?

Paraguay and US mix it up; doubt they were discussing tariffs
The USMNT had a mostly positive showing in two "friendlies" during the international break.  BFS Goalkeeper Consultant Graham R and I made it down to Subaru Park for the match against Paraguay.  We try not to focus on results in these contests so the 2-1 final isn't really the headline here.  What stood out for me was the performances of Sergino Dest and Gio Reyna.  I can't remember when those two last appeared at the same time for the USMNT but it was great to watch them create multiple attacks down the right wing.  Otherwise, I'd say it was a pretty even match.  Graham thought Paraguay's game plan may have been too conservative.  Also, this was a very chippy match with 21 fouls, six yellows and a red.  Things boiled over in stoppage time with a bench clearing scrum.

What to think about the 5-1 thrashing of Uruguay on Tuesday night?  The US raced out to a 3-0 lead by 31st minute.  The half finished 4-1, Uruguay had a man sent off in the 64th minute and the match was never close.  This looks like a fantastic result against a higher rated side and was fully justified by their performance.  Based on what I read, Marcelo Biesla had restored eight regulars to the line-up while the US put out a side heavy with reserves so I don't think they were beating up on Uruguay's second team.


Where There's Fire, There's Fire

Yesterday's news cycle was filled with reports about inappropriate conduct by Union Sporting Director Ernst Tanner.  A very detailed list and accompanying story by The Guardian is available here.  A summary of their findings includes:

  

  • - Made multiple misogynistic comments, including saying “women don’t belong in men’s soccer” about a female MLS referee and telling a gathering of academy players that they “should never worry about a referee, unless she’s a woman.”

  • - Spoke about Black players “like they were subhuman” and suggested that Black referees “lack intelligence and capability.”






  • - Touched a co-worker inappropriately “numerous times,” an allegation for which he was reported to the Union’s HR department.






  • - Hired an underqualified coach who was allegedly abusive toward players on the Philadelphia Union II, the club’s reserve team that is used as a proving ground for young players from its thriving academy.

According to the article, the MLS investigated the complaints but was "unable to corroborate" the allegations made against Tanner.  Nonetheless, MLS announced yesterday that it is reopening the investigation; we "re-agree" with that action.  Also, Tanner was placed on administrative leave by the Union.

So much more I want to say but I'll leave it at "this is why we can't have nice things."


Back At It

Full slate of EPL, MLS Conference semi-finals and all three Europe competitions means wall-to-wall football Saturday to Thursday.

Action starts early Saturday at 7:30 but I may not get there with you as Chelsea are playing Burnley; I may join that one in progress.  There's an overfull 10 am set covering five matches.  The TV game is Bournemouth - West Ham but I'm more inclined to try Brighton-Brentford or Fulham - Sunderland.  Liverpool - Nottingham Forest looks uncompetitive and Wolves - Crystal Palace doesn't look great either.

Playing an in-form Man City does not sound like the answer to Newcastle's slump but that is the 12:30 NBC feature match.  Mildly surprised that Opta has it as close as 31% Magpies, 44% City, 25% draw; probably not bigger margin because it is at St. James' Park.

The crowded Saturday means a thin, though interesting Sunday. Aston Villa are at Leeds at 9 on USA followed by a North London derby featuring Arsenal - Spurs at 11:30; NBC continues the habit of putting some of the better matches on Peacock for that one.  Wait, this can't be right; Arsenal are at 69% and Spurs 14%  (17% draw).  Ouch.

The matchweek concludes Monday with Man United - Everton at 3 pm on USA

The weekend includes the four MLS Conference Semi-Finals.  Vancouver - LAFC is Saturday at 9:30.  Sunday has Cincinnati- Miami at 5 and Union - NYCFC at 7:45.  San Diego hosts Minnesota on Monday at 10 pm.  All matches on the single paywalled Apple as opposed to the double paywalled MLS Season Pass.  The Cincinnati - Miami contest could be a good watch.  The Union are prohibitive favorites and we are counting on the two Jeffs to bring home the W.

It's a full mid-week of European competition with Champions League on Tuesday/Wednesday and Europa Cup and Europa Conference League on Thursday.  Of course we'll be focused on Marseille - Newcastle on Tuesday at 3 pm but there are other good matchups to check out.  Chelsea host Barcelona and Man City are home to Leverkusen also on Tuesday.  Wednesday has Liverpool - PSV, Arsenal - Bayern and PSG - Spurs, unfortunately all at 3 pm.  Thursday pre meal viewing will be Aston Villa vs Young Boys at 12:45.

We have much to be thankful for.  






Thursday, November 13, 2025

The First Thing People Do In This Situation Is Panic

Good, at least I'm doing things in the right order.  Another disastrous road match leaves Newcastle a slim two points above the relegation zone.


A Team From the Northeast Walks Into A London Stadium...

Wily Kayode - His long throw-ins created havoc
 and led to one of Brentford's goals
Wait, I know this one.  They take a 1-0 lead despite not playing well.  Then, the crappy performance catches up with them and the match is level.  Next, there's a self-inflicted wound; this time it was a Dan Burn foul in the box that resulted in his second yellow.  The PK is converted and Newcastle are down 2-1 and down a man.  The home side punches in a meaningless goal in stoppage time to make the final 3-1.  

This was actually much worse than the lose to West Ham.  The Magpies managed just four shots, with only one on target, and an xG of .42.  Guess this means we'll be hearing the phrase "too good to go down."


Now Do You Believe Us?

So after we kinda suggested Sunderland's fast start was in part based on a soft schedule, of course they go out and get a draw with league leader Arsenal.  The stats pile up in the Gunners' favor but the Black Cats did carry a 1-0 lead well into the second half.  Then, after falling behind 1-2, Sunderland rescued a point with a goal at 90+4.  Brian Brobbey's difficult volley with Gabriel pulling at his jersey is this week's YouTubeableMoment.  The point is enough to keep Sunderland in the top four another week.


Don't Look Now...

But Man City are gaining on you.  That was a pretty convincing 3-0 win by City over last year's champions Liverpool.  


This Isn't Supposed To Be the NBA

Spurs fans de ligted by Matthijs late header goal
Action Images via Reuters/Matthew Childs 
However, you could have saved yourself a boatload of time by waiting until about the 80 minute mark to tune into Spurs - Man United.  The visitors were up by a goal thanks to lackluster play from Spurs, though it wasn't like the Red Devils were world beaters either.  Pretty tepid stuff.  Fortunately, they made up for it with an awesome closing segment.  

First, Tel got the equalizer in the 84th minute.  This goal seemed to wake Spurs up and they took the
lead at 90+1 thanks to a Richarlison header (that was probably going in anyway).  Suddenly, all three points were Spurs' for the keeping.  Except Man United struck last with a header from Matthijs de Ligt in the closing seconds. A great 10-15 minutes for the neutral.


Putting the week's results together and looking at the standings heading into the international break, I see a table with five parts:

1) Arsenal with 26 points and a clear gap of four points at the top

2) The cluster of runners up:
Man City 22
Chelsea 20
Sunderland 19
3) The densest mid table I can remember in years with nine sides packed within three points:
Spurs 18
Aston Villa 18
Man United 18
Liverpool 18
Bournemouth 18
Crystal Palace 17
Brighton 16
Brentford 16
Everton 15
4) The relegation threatened group also packed within three points:
Newcastle 12
Fulham 11
Leeds 11
Burnley 10 
West Ham 10
Nottingham Forest 9
5) Wolves (2) seven points adrift of next to last place

A Busy Day for MLS

First we heard that Apple was scrapping MLS Season Pass and won't require a second subscription to see the games.  Details are here.  Surely, the incessant sniping on this blog about the service made the difference.  Maybe, but please don't call me Shirley.  The glass is one-quarter full side of me must point out that 1) we still won't have local broadcasts, 2) the quality of Apple broadcasts (camera work, commentary, graphics, etc.) aren't great and 3) they will probably still include the spoiler score when you try to watch a replay. 

Later, we found out that MLS is switching the schedule to align with the rest of the world.  As described here, the season will start in July, include a winter break (mid-December to mid-February?), then continue until April with playoffs in May.  Even with the winter break, this will probably be a net positive for MLS.


Just Like They Practiced

BFS Track and Field Consultant Jack W sends along this gem of free kick.  Right off the training ground no doubt.


Like We Said Last Week

Pressed for time so here's the scoop on the international break as we reported in the last edition of BFS:

They are down to serious stuff in UEFA WC qualifying with the final two matchdays of group play.  First place gets you in, second place gets you into a playoff for four more spots.  There are several 1-2 matchups.  We defiinitely recommend France - Ukraine on Thursday and Poland - Netherlands on Friday.  Which matchday 10 fixtures will be critical can change based on matchday 9 results.  Picking based on current standings, we go with Italy - Norway on Sunday, Germany - Slovakia on Monday and either Denmark - Scotland or Spain - Turkiye on Tuesday.  All matches are at 2:45.  Should be some good viewing.

The USMNT has two friendlies - Paraguay 5 pm on Saturday (11/15) and Uruguay on Tuesday (11/18) at 7 pm.  Paraguay are ranked just  39th but Uruguay are 15th, one spot ahead of the USA.  We'll be looking to see if they can build on positives from last international window - mostly a more connected style of play.

A little slower than recent weeks but plenty to do.

Then back to EPL and MLS playoffs.





Thursday, November 6, 2025

Plenty of Disappointment to Go Around

Biggest disappointment was Newcastle's 3-1 loss at West Ham but there were others too.  At least the Union advanced.


Now You Get the New Manager Bounce?

West Ham had shown no signs of a new manager bounce since Nuno's arrival. They picked a lousy time to find it, handing Newcastle a 3-1 loss.  We can ask how much to attribute to the new manager bounce versus lousy play from the Magpies.

Botman after the own goal - you can read the f-bomb in his head
About four minutes in West Ham hit the post.  Seconds later, Jacob Murphy gave Newcastle an early lead with another of his patented shots from the right side of the box.  The announcers were quick to frame this as a microcosm of the Hammers' season to date and were even quicker to talk like Newcastle would surely add to West Ham's misery.  Seems like the Newcastle players were listening because from that point on, they played like the three points were their birth right.  With the Magpies easily tackled off the ball and misplacing passes, momentum swung quickly.  Paqueta got the equalizer on a decent shot that Pope might have done better with.  Then, Botman surrendered an own goal in first half stoppage time; yeah it was a bit of bad luck but it was the result of West Ham pressure.

Some halftime changes didn't really affect things much as West Ham continued to tackle and Newcastle continued to make errant passes.  Unlike at Fulham, a comeback, far from seeming inevitable, looked unlikely.  It never materialized.  West Ham added a third in stoppage time and the 3-1 final looked fully deserved.  

Hard to move up the table if you don't get points on the road.  Put it down to a hangover from the mid-week win over Spurs in the Carabao Cup?


Disappointment Elsewhere

Certainly can't be too optimistic about playing Liverpool at Anfield but I did have some hope for Villa; they are usually competitive regardless of opponent or venue.  Though they weren't awful, the 2-0 final was disappointing.  Stats clearly tilted in Liverpool's favor; the xG of .42 for Villa stands out.  

Also had some hope for Spurs taking on Chelsea at home.  Nope, Spurs looked like they suffering from the same hangover as Newcastle.  They were never in the match.  The final was only 0-1 but xG at .13-3.50 was how the game looked on TV.  

And there was some thought that maybe Bournemouth's recent form was going to hold up at Man City but the 3-1 final favor the Citizens suggests maybe Bournemouth aren't really top six yet.  The Cherries didn't go quietly into the night, rallying from an 0-1 deficit to briefly level things before Haaland's second of the night put Man City up for good.


Stop Questioning Opta

Last week we noted our disbelief that Opta had Nottingham Forest as a slight favorite against Man United.  The 2-2 draw there should be a reminder that maybe these guys do know what they are doing.

Arsenal continued to set the pace with a 2-0 win at Burnley.  Sunderland grabbed another point with a 1-1 draw against Everton to stay in the top four.  Fulham bounced back as expected and kept Wolves winless and Leed's 3-0 loss at Brighton ensured that they stayed close in the relegation race.


A Header That Will Curl Your Hair

Burn launches the header to give Newcastle an early lead
So maybe Newcastle are just a cup team this year.  After their stinker at West Ham, they easily handled The Athletic Club 2-0 in Champions League action.  Check out the "aesthetically pleasing header" from Dan Burn that put the Mapgies up 1-0.  An easy choice for this week's YouTubeableMoment; I don't recall ever seeing a header with quite that much curl.  



Who's in Charge: Part I

Dennis alerted me to the fact that there will be just one EPL match on Boxing Day this year -  Man United vs Newcastle.   It used to be everybody played, then they started spreading the games over 2-3 days but you could count on three or four matches on Boxing Day proper.  The simple reason for this year's dearth is that contractual obligations to broadcasters require 33 weekends of fixtures; too many matches on Friday would violate those terms.  The EPL spin keeps referencing the expanded European competitions (eight instead of six mid-week fixtures); I haven't figured out exactly how that took away an EPL weekend.  There's also reference to player burnout.  A fair concern but again not clear how playing more games on a Friday versus Saturday or Sunday is going to help that.  The NYT has a useful history behind Boxing Day fixtures here.  It does make it clear who really runs things though doesn't it?


Keeper Howlers the Day After Halloween

Kai (27) set up Tai for the Union's 2nd
The Union had a much easier time of it in Chicago than they did at Subaru Park the previous Sunday.  Chicago's regular keeper Chris Brady was out with injury and his replacement Jeffrey Gal gifted a goal to Baribo in the 8th minute.  Doing the gifting for a second goal was Kai Wagner, who put a cross right onto Baribo's head for a quick second goal and a 2-0 lead after just 16 minutes.  We'll make this Kai to Tai hook-up this week's YouTubeableMoment - US Version.

In an alternate universe (glass half empty), the match could have taken a distressingly different path from here.  In the 32nd minute, the U were called for a foul in the box but Blake saved the PK. Minutes later, Gal made his second howler of the night, which Damiani was more than happy to convert into a 3-0 lead.  About five minutes after that, Iloski committed a foul that bordered between reckless and excessive force; fortunately the call was yellow.  So instead of being up just 2-1 and down a man, they were up 3-0 and full strength.  There was a piece of luck in the second half too when a deflected goal of a Blake clearance was waved off because it hit Guitterez's arm.  

The Union's reward for this win is three weeks off - see below.


Who's in Charge: Part II

As noted above, the Union beat Chicago on 11/1 to win their best of three first round series.  They advance to the Conference Semi-finals which will be held - wait for it (literally) - the weekend of 11/22-23.  So the Union (and Vancouver and LAFC) will have three weeks off.  This is because some of the nutty best-of-three series won't wrap up until this weekend and the following weekend is an international break.  Brilliant.  Yes, the international break isn't down to the MLS but they could have easily worked around it without leaving some teams stranded for three weeks.  For example, a two-round home and away aggregate would have allowed them to get the conference semis in before the break and then all teams would have the same two week break.  Instead, we get playoffs interruptus.  All hail our Cupertino overlords.


Weird Stat of the Week

Man City's second leading scorer in EPL action is Maxime Esteve of Burnley, who was unlucky enough to be credited with two own goals in the Clarets 1-5 loss to City.  Deductive reasoning tells us therefore  that City has no one with more than one EPL goal.  But, I guess it doesn't matter if Haaland has 13.


Another Weird Stat of the Week

BFS Goalkeeper Consultant Graham R reports that during the Brighton - Leeds match it was pointed out that Fabian Hurzeler has never named the same starting XI two games in a row during his 58-match tenure at Brighton.  I tried to check that on the internet and got a partial confirmation here; I love how he cites starting the same XI as a goal of his.


Does the NFL Need Yellow Cards?

Check out this embarrassing footage of Buffalo quarterback Josh Allen attempting to draw an unnecessary roughness penalty on a KC defender Nick Bolton.  Seriously, that is some Neymar-level embellishment there.  Jim Nantz and Tony Romo made fun of Allen but frankly they should have roasted him for that crap.  Makes it harder to take the true hits seriously.


Now That's Playing Advantage

BFS Track and Field Consultant Jack W sends along this example of determination.  I count four possible fouls on the way to putting the ball in the net.  I'm also amazed that the referee didn't blow the whistle for one of them.  He was trailing the play by a bit but we'll give him credit for playing advantage until the sequence was done.


Are You Ready for Yellow Balls?

The yellow winter ball makes its debut Saturday
A decent slate of EPL fixtures which will feature the new "high visibility" Puma ball.  Also, some UEFA World Cup qualifiers if you're into that kind of thing.

Ooh, even I'll get up at 7:30 Saturday for Spurs - Man Unite (wait, only on Peacock, guess I have no choice but to get up early).  Spurs are solid favorites here but they can be inconsistent.  So are Man United so this one seems up in the air.

Just two 10 am matches.  You can do  Everton - Fulham on USA or West Ham - Burnley on Peacock. Everton are favored but Fulham have had their moments.  The latter has relegation consequences written all over it, which often leads to an interesting match.

The 12:30 feature NBC is Sunderland Arsenal on NBC; will the Gunners do what most have failed to do this year, namely suggest that the Black Cats are punching above their weight so far?   This is followed by the now regular 3 pm feature match that on paper doesn't look that enticing; Chelsea - Wolverhampton sounds like a mismatch to me.

Oh bollocks, there are four at 9 am on Sunday and all look pretty good.  We obviously will go with Brentford - Newcastle (Peacock).  This will be a very tricky test for Newcastle since we haven't done well on the road; Opta agrees and has Newcastle at 38, Brentford 36 and draw at 26.  Aston Villa vs Bournemouth is the USA game.  Though Villa are favored, this should still be a highly watchable contest.  Then there's Crystal Palace - Brighton (Peacock) who sit 9th and 10th in the table respectively, separated by just a point.  Other choice is Nottingham Forest - Leeds (Peacock), which could be an interesting early look at relegation candidates.

The matchweek closes with a heavyweight matchup at 11:30 between Man City and Liverpool on USA. Recent form and home field advantage make City the prohibitive favorite here.

Then, we have an international break.  They are down to serious stuff in UEFA WC qualifying with the final two matchdays of group play.  First place gets you in, second place gets you into a playoff for four more spots.  There are several 1-2 matchups.  We defiinitely recommend France - Ukraine on Thursday and Poland - Netherlands on Friday.  Which matchday 10 fixtures will be critical can change based on matchday 9 results.  Picking based on current standings, we go with Italy - Norway on Sunday, Germany - Slovakia on Monday and either Denmark - Scotland or Spain - Turkiye on Tuesday.  All matches are at 2:45.  Should be some good viewing.

The USMNT has two friendlies - Paraguay 5 pm on Saturday (11/15) and Uruguay on Tuesday (11/18) at 7 pm.  Paraguay are ranked just  39th but Uruguay are 15th, one spot ahead of the USA.  We'll be looking to see if they can build on positives from last international window - mostly a more connected style of play.

A little slower than recent weeks but plenty to do.